Quart-Sized Self
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Quart-Sized Self

Having a conversation with Tyler Durden would be better. Just not having Dissociative Identity Disorder while talking to an empty seat on a crowded plane about why your toilet seat needs to be hand made in the Himalayas.

(I hope you got that reference.)

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Ritualized Service and Secular Salvation
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Ritualized Service and Secular Salvation

Customer support with faith, service, and product. Dealing with the practitioners who know the rites and what you might possibly want. Does a poorly answered prayer come with a refund?

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Resonant Concord
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Resonant Concord

“All we are is dust in the wind.”

“Or whales in an elevator.”

“What?”

“You heard me.”

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Felonious Narrative Trajector
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Felonious Narrative Trajector

The fun isn’t in making it realistic — it’s in making it so absurdly plausible the reader starts questioning their own furniture.

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Waiting or Procrastinating
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Waiting or Procrastinating

I am a bit disappointed that we don’t have delivery drones like in the cartoon ‘The Jetsons’… well where I live I mean.

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