The Mystery Beep in Your House – and the life it’s living without you.

The Unwritten Rules of Elevator Staring Etiquette – and the one guy who breaks them.

The Insulting Honesty of Dressing Room Mirrors – who approved that lighting?

Coffee Makers That Need Coffee Before They Can Make Coffee – an appliance with your exact personality flaws.

The Gas Pump ‘Are You a Rewards Member?’ Inquisition – why it feels like a moral failing to say no.

The Great Squirrel Annexation – and why my mailbox is contested territory

The Existential Dread of the Last Avocado – and its smug, underripe friends.

Wi-Fi That Works… Until You Need It – the modern Greek tragedy.

The Silent War of the Grocery Cart Aisle – two people, one narrow lane, no survivors.

Sock Witness Protection Program – where the other one goes and why it can’t talk about it.

Microwave Door Politics – why it slams like it’s ending a friendship.

The Passive-Aggressive Weather Report – when forecasts sound like they’re judging your life choices.

When Auto-Correct Clearly Has a Grudge – sabotage in predictive text.